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Blonde jokes
Three women are about to be executed for crimes.  One's a brunette, one's
a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and
the executioner asks if she has any last requests.  She says no, and the
executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells,
"earthquake!!"  Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to
escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the
executioner asks if she has any last requests.  She says no, and the
executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams,
"tornado!!"  Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around.  She too
escapes execution. By this point, the blonde has figured out what the
others did.  The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she
has any last requests.  She also says no, and the executioner shouts,
Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

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9 New Foundations That Are Changing the Coverage Game

When it comes to shopping for foundation, our criteria has been the more covert the coverage, the better. But a new generation of smart formulas is changing the game, providing all the benefits of camouflage—long-lasting, skin-matching, barely there—along with several multitasking 2.0 additions that we didn’t even know we needed. Armani’s Designer Lift Smoothing Firming Foundation is inspired by silk Lycra, supporting the skin with a slight lift while simultaneously concealing imperfections. Maybelline’s new Fit Me Foundation forgoes waxes and oils in favor of a translucent coating that allows your actual skin to make an appearance, while Skinleÿa by Sisley offers a prescription of choice anti-aging additives to smooth complexions while its gel-cream texture disguises blemishes. Diorskin Nude Air Serum is as fluid as they come, with a sheer texture that melts seamlessly into skin. Whether you’re after wrinkle-resistant color correction, weightless coverage, or a full day of budge-proof perfection, here are nine new foundations to manage your every complexion want and need.
When it comes to shopping for foundation, our criteria has been the more covert the coverage, the better. But a new generation of smart formulas is changing the game, providing all the benefits of camouflage—long-lasting, skin-matching, barely there—along with several multitasking 2.0 additions that we didn’t even know we needed. Armani’s Designer Lift Smoothing Firming Foundation is inspired by silk Lycra, supporting the skin with a slight lift while simultaneously concealing imperfections. Maybelline’s new Fit Me Foundation forgoes waxes and oils in favor of a translucent coating that allows your actual skin to make an appearance, while Skinleÿa by Sisley offers a prescription of choice anti-aging additives to smooth complexions while its gel-cream texture disguises blemishes. Diorskin Nude Air Serum is as fluid as they come, with a sheer texture that melts seamlessly into skin. Whether you’re after wrinkle-resistant color correction, weightless coverage, or a full day of budge-proof perfection, here are nine new foundations to manage your every complexion want and need.

 

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