Ultimate Fail/Win Compilation of Week



Alcohol jokes
One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says "You see that man over there? He looks just like me!  I think I'm gonna go over there and talk to him."  So, he goes over to the man and taps him on the shoulder.  "Excuse me sir," he starts, "but I noticed you look just like me!"  The second man turns around and says "Yeah, I noticed the same thing, where you from?",  "I'm from Dublin", second man stunned says, "Me too! What street do you live on?",  "McCarthy street", second man replies, "Me too! What number is it?", the first man announces, "162", second man shocked says,  "Me too! What are your parents names?", first man replies, "Connor and Shannon", second man awestruck says, "Mine too!  This is unbelievable!" So, they buy some more Guinness and they're talking some more when the bartenders change shifts.  The new bartender comes in and goes up to the other bartender and asks "What's new today?" "Oh, the Murphy twins are drunk again."

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When it comes to shopping for foundation, our criteria has been the more covert the coverage, the better. But a new generation of smart formulas is changing the game, providing all the benefits of camouflage—long-lasting, skin-matching, barely there—along with several multitasking 2.0 additions that we didn’t even know we needed. Armani’s Designer Lift Smoothing Firming Foundation is inspired by silk Lycra, supporting the skin with a slight lift while simultaneously concealing imperfections. Maybelline’s new Fit Me Foundation forgoes waxes and oils in favor of a translucent coating that allows your actual skin to make an appearance, while Skinleÿa by Sisley offers a prescription of choice anti-aging additives to smooth complexions while its gel-cream texture disguises blemishes. Diorskin Nude Air Serum is as fluid as they come, with a sheer texture that melts seamlessly into skin. Whether you’re after wrinkle-resistant color correction, weightless coverage, or a full day of budge-proof perfection, here are nine new foundations to manage your every complexion want and need.

 

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