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Jokes about men
On his Birthday, a man named Peter was really upset because none of his
family members or near and dear ones wished him.  As he walked into his
office, his secretary Anna said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy
Birthday!" He felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered.
In the lunch time Anna knocked on his door and said, "You know, it's such
a beautiful day outside, and it's your Birthday, why don't we go out for
lunch, just you and me."  Peter happily agreed  They had their lunch but
on the way back to the office, Anna said, "You know, it's such a beautiful
day...  We don't have to go right back to the office, do we?"  Peter
replied "I suppose not.  What do you have in mind?"  She said, "Let's go
to my apartment, it's just around the corner." After arriving at her
apartment, Anna said, "Boss if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the
bedroom for just a moment.  I'll be right back."  "Ok."  He nervously
replied.  She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes; she
came out carrying a huge birthday cake... Followed by his wife, his kids,
and dozens of his friends, and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".
And Peter just sat there... On the couch... Naked!


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